Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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