i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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