i need an iv and a liver transplant
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i think i have herpe
just one?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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