Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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