why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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