dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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