they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize