rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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