just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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