You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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