Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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