he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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