I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
how can u be prego again
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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