a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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