your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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