the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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