I bet he comes in French.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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