The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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