at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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