I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Randomize
