lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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