i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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