Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I need a burrito and a hug.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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