Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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