Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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