what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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