yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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