She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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