I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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