Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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