We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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