belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
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