pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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