apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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