I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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