well I can't set my house on fire every night
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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