we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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