how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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