She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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