But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
