i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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