we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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