it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I wish I could punch you in the face.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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