I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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