i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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