we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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