This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
do herpes really smell.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Randomize
