Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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