That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Randomize
