I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
