is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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