bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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